It’s Zombie Awareness Month!!

Posted: May 16, 2011 in Real Shit

According to AOL Weird News (I take exception to the categorization of this story as “weird” but that’s another topic for another day), May is Zombie Awareness Month. I have, of course, been aware of most things zombie for many years, but according to Matt Mogk (doesn’t “Mogk” seem to be some type of sound a zombie would make?) Zombie Awareness Month is needed now more than ever (although he doesn’t explicity say why… could it be he’s privvy to some earth shaking info the rest of the world will soon discover?).
You can show your support for Zombie Awareness Month by wearing a grey ribbon, and by getting your hands on Mogk’s soon to be published book “That’s Not Your Mommy Anymore”. The book is intended to educate our nation’s youth to the impending zombiepocalypse.

The book explains the implications of the impending Zombie Apocalypse with verses like:

When she’s clawing at the kitchen door,
that’s not your Mommy anymore.
When her face looks like an apple core,
that’s not your Mommy anymore.

In talking about the need for Zombie Awareness, Mogk states “”New Jersey probably has it the worst. It has the highest population density combined with the lowest percentage of gun ownership — around 12.9 percent.”

So you see, every cloud does indeed have a silver lining.

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Comments
  1. Jersey always gets the shaft. My grandmother looked like a shrivelled apple from the day she turned 50. That might explain the strange, guttural noises and the lurching around…

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